2. Trap yourself into a heated oven until you slowly burn to a crisp. (Seeing as you'll be cooked, you could even offer to be Christmas dinner, that would be an excellent present)
3. Apple bob in sulphuric acid so your face melts off.
4. Find the covenant of the arc and open it so yet again, your face melts (like the Nazis in the first Indiana Jones film, but make sure to look at it otherwise it won't work!)
5. Eat a few too many black widow spiders.
6. Slowly chafe off your face with a pick saw.
7. Contract HIV from a friend or stranger and then spread it around to people you don't like. (Bit extreme this one, whoa.)
8. Listen to Kylie Minouge "Can't Get You Out of My Head" until you literally can't get it out of your head and your mind explodes from numbness.
9. Get a bastard Englishman to rip out your guts in a public execution, and just as you're about to die, emphatically shout "FREEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
10. Pretend to be a fox (always fun) and start eating out of people's trash cans until you finally contract some dirty ridden disease that leaves you frothing at the mouth.
There, 10 excellent, ingenious ways of killing yourself. If you have any other suggestions, I am very much open to them.
(Disclaimer: If anyone takes up any of these ideas, I will not be negligible for your deaths, these are merely suggestions and I do not intend on being taken to a court of law.)