In Search Of: The Holy Lance |
Currently writing a feature length script! As you can probably guess by the title it's an adventure flick, I'm about quarter of the way through it! I've attached the first 20 pages below so feel free to have a read and share your opinions thus far...
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A new, top secret project is underway. I can't tell you what it is because it's a secret. In fact, I don't know why I'm even mentioning it. Just know that something is being made out there and soon it will be upon you, though you may not know of my involvement or have any knowledge of its purpose. Be intrigued, be vaguely intrigued...
We have just finished writing up the script for a rather humorous anti drink advert that we are going to shoot in December! It includes ridiculous dancing and a Mr.Blobby costume. The script is below if you want to take a read...
Chances are the new "Star Wars" films are going to suck. Most of us will go and see them anyway and I know I will, but the thought of Disney killing the franchise anymore than the prequels did has left me pondering ways of ending myself and at the same time ending what could be a tragedy of a trilogy. So in no particular order, here goes:
It's Done. It's ready. Below is the link to our latest short film! Please watch and share your opinions they are very much valued. (Credit to the rest of the production team: Rob Shears, Max Wilman and Hannah Robins!) Not once have I ever shed a tear whilst watching a film. In fact the only time I have ever come close is when watching a film where an animal dies. Does this mean I have an unnatural hatred for humans? I don't think so, certainly not to the extent Hitler did anyway (bless his cotton socks). But lately I have been wondering whether it is unusual to have never cried during 19 years of film watching. I don't know how many people have shed tears during films but it seems most people have at least once, and I'm starting to wonder whether I ever will.
Guns, explosions, and lots of cleavage... No, but seriously. What makes a movie great? Whilst those things can garner my attention, I don't normally come out of a film saying it was fantastic because of the lead actresses large breasts or because the bad guy was shot in the face with a bazooka. For me there are four elements that make a cohesive, entertaining film, here they are:
Have just finished writing a script for a friend that is currently being filmed! It's a really interesting idea and should turn out well! Will update when the film is finished!
Our new short film "00:00" is all shot and editing is almost complete! The video will be online within the week so stay tuned!
Disclaimer: (Jake hasn't seen every movie in existence, so if you think his choices are poor, please don't abuse him, but feel free to recommend him films)
10. Top Gun 9. The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 8. Wall-E 7. Ted 6. Terminator 2: Rise of the Machines 5. Jurassic Park 4. Blade Runner 3. Yes Man 2. The Truman Show |