A new, top secret project is underway. I can't tell you what it is because it's a secret. In fact, I don't know why I'm even mentioning it. Just know that something is being made out there and soon it will be upon you, though you may not know of my involvement or have any knowledge of its purpose. Be intrigued, be vaguely intrigued...
Born in January 93 back when music wasn't terrible and films had cheesy soundtracks. He remembers the hard laborious days of VHS and dial up internet and appreciates the fact that modern technology allows him to be a lazy bum.
He is a large movie nerd and spends most of his days humming to classic film soundtracks or irrelevant 80's music that he doesn't like. He doesn't have a favourite genre of film, all that a film requires to entertain Jake is that it be "good" or "so bad it's good". Jake does not like "High School Musical".
His aspiration is to one day become a successful screenwriter/director, but if all else fails will settle for becoming a street cleaner or a bin man. What does his future behold? Will he become a drug addict or a serial killer? Find out soon...